I know I am going to really regret this. But....I was voted the Homecoming QUEEN at my school. The principal tossed the ballots, threatened sanctions, and a new vote was cast. I still got more votes than all but one. At least that is what they said happened when they counted the votes for the second time.
I remember not being embarassed so much as sad for the girls that wanted to win. A few were quite cute as I remember, and I am sure this mortifies them to this day - "Tall lanky pimply-faced geek that smells wins.....and wins in a big landslide vs. ME."
You people probably wonder why I wasn't born rich, instead of so damm good looking. I guess we all have our burdens, and this is mine. I paid my way all the way through college. My Dad didn't much care if I made it or not, or at least that was what was indicated many times. But....he was proud when I walked the walk.